The Homosexual Agenda
jhaungs@us.oracle.com (Jim Haungs)
(chuckle, forwarded)

I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and
others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy
of it.

Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.

It follows below:

    6:00 am  Gym 
    8:00 am  Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites) 
    9:00 am  Hair appointment 
   10:00 am  Shopping 
   12:00 PM  Brunch 

   2:00 PM 

     1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state and local
     governments, as well as all other national governments, 
 
     2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle, 

     3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages, 

     4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
     and Jamaican drug cartels, 

     5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where
     over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially
     impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our
     devotedly pederastic gay leadership, 

     6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and 

     7) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for the
     exclusive use of child pornographers.

   2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles
   from stress of world conquest 

   4:00 PM Cocktails 

   6:00 PM Light dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay) 

   8:00 PM Theater 

   11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?