From the British satirical radio show "Week Ending":

Adviser:        "Well, Mr. President, the deadline's expired.  What shall we
                 do?"

Bush:           "Send in Colin Powell"

Adviser:        "Isn't that rather a limited strike, sir?"

Bush:           "No, I mean send him in to my office!"

Powell:         "Sir!"

Bush:           "What would be the result of an air strike on
                 Wednesday night?"

Powell:         "Millions of innocent civilians killed and the city
                 razed to the ground, Sir!"

Bush:           "You know I don't understand that military jargon!
                 Give it to me in words I can understand."

Powell:         "Personnel density adjustment and strategic collateral
                 upheaval, Sir!"

Bush:           "That bad?!"