From the British satirical radio show "Week Ending": Adviser: "Well, Mr. President, the deadline's expired. What shall we do?" Bush: "Send in Colin Powell" Adviser: "Isn't that rather a limited strike, sir?" Bush: "No, I mean send him in to my office!" Powell: "Sir!" Bush: "What would be the result of an air strike on Wednesday night?" Powell: "Millions of innocent civilians killed and the city razed to the ground, Sir!" Bush: "You know I don't understand that military jargon! Give it to me in words I can understand." Powell: "Personnel density adjustment and strategic collateral upheaval, Sir!" Bush: "That bad?!"