NOTICE
 
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are
announced regarding employees traveling on official business.  The
policies are effective immediately.

                                   TRANSPORTATION

Hitchhiking in lieu of commercial transportation is strictly
encouraged.  Luminescent safety vests will be issued to all employees
prior to their departure on company business trips.  Bus transportation
will be used wherever possible.  Airline tickets will only be
authorized for purchase in extreme circumstances and the lowest fares
will be used.  If, for example, a meeting is scheduled in Seattle, but
a lower fare can be obtained by traveling to Detroit, then travel to
Detroit will be substituted for travel to Seattle.

                                    LODGING

All employees are encouraged to stay with relatives or friends while on
company business.  If weather permits, public areas such as parks and
parking lots should be used as temporary lodging.  Bridges may provide
shelter in periods of inclement weather.

                                    MEALS

Expenditures for meals will be limited to an absolute minimum.  It
should be noted that certain grocery chains, such as General Nutrition
Centers and Piggly Wiggly stores often provide free samples of 
promotional items.  Entire meals may often be obtained in this manner.
Travelers should also become familiar with indigenous roots, berries
and other protein sources available at their destination.  If a
restaurant must be utilized, travelers should seek establishments
offering "all you can eat" salad bars.  this will be especially cost
effective for employees traveling together, as a single plate can be
used to feed an entire group.  Employees are also encouraged to bring
their own food while on company business.  Cans of tuna fish, spam,
pork-n-beans and beef-a-roni can be conveniently consumed at your
leisure without the unnecessary bother of heating or other costly
preparation.

                                ENTERTAINMENT

Entertainment while on travel is strictly discouraged.  If such
extravagances are required on customer contacts, the customer should be
encouraged to "pick up the tab".  Such action will save the company
money and convince the customer that we are concerned about spending
money on providing a good product, not on useless frivolities.  The
hospitality provided to customers who visit our facilies should also be
tasteful, yet cost effective.  In lieu of extravagant dinners, a picnic
bench will be placed in the parking lot next to the dumpster and garden
hose will be made available so that liquid refreshment can be provided
for our quests.

                                MISCELLANEOUS

All employees are encouraged to employ innovative techniques in our 
team effort to save corporate dollars.  One enterprising individual has
already suggested that money could be raised during airport layover
periods which could be used to defray travel costs.  In support of this
idea, "red caps" will be issued to all employees prior to departure so
that they may earn tips for helping other travelers with their luggage
during such periods.  Small plastic roses will also be made available
to employees so that sales may be made as time permits.