A 7 yr old and his 4 yr old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7 yr old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7 yr old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast tomorrow morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass'. Got it? The 4 yr old happily agrees. As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table the next morning, their mother walks in as asks her older son what he would like for breakfast. The 7 yr old replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." Whack!! The surprised mother reacts quickly. The boy runs upstairs crying and rubbing his behind. With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?" "I don't know," the 4 yr old blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios!"