Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1998 22:15:03 -0800 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Flesh Subject: [Pigdog] All hail the Beer! BEER QUOTES You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -Frank Zappa ------------------------------------------------------------------ Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to Keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemmingway -------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol Has taken out of me. -Winston Churchill -------------------------------------------------------------------- He was a wise man who invented beer. -Plato -------------------------------------------------------------------- Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. -Catherine Zandonella -------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to Thank her. -W.C. Fields -------------------------------------------------------------------- Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. -His reply -------------------------------------------------------------------- Work is the curse of the drinking class. -Oscar Wilde -------------------------------------------------------------------- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman -------------------------------------------------------------------- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin -------------------------------------------------------------------- If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet It makes beer shoot out your nose. -Deep Thought, Jack Handy -------------------------------------------------------------------- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind Is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -Dave Barry -------------------------------------------------------------------- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. -Humphrey Bogart -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. -David Moulton ------------------------------------------------------------------- People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they Just like to piss a lot. -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI -------------------------------------------------------------------- Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -Kaiser Welhelm -------------------------------------------------------------------- I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson -------------------------------------------------------------------- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry -------------------------------------------------------------------- I drink to make other people interesting. -George Jean Nathan -------------------------------------------------------------------- An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time With his fools.-For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway -------------------------------------------------------------------- You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin -------------------------------------------------------------------- All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -Homer Simpson ******************************************** * "We were once interviewed at a radio * * station who's motto was 'Rock & Roll * * without the noise'. What the hell is * * Rock & Roll *without* the noise? * * Bon Scott * ******************************************** * http://www.pigdog.org * ********************************************