Top Ten Ways to Make a name for yourself at Microsoft: 10. Have a vision. 9. Have a vision, get PC Week to condemn it. 8. Two words: Object Oriented 7. Find really neat technology exploited in Nintendo games, promote as Architecture of the 90s. 6. Push way onto podium at company meeting, start yelling a lot. 5. Start new group alias and insert disinterested "billg" into it. 4. Get local award from minor league Northwest professionals league: article and picture in Micronews! 3. Annouce historic agreement for joint development agreement with fellow PC industry company, promptly release product designed to reduce company's market share to burnt ashes. 2. Amass stock options through floating numbers games with gullible just out of college SDEs who really appreciate the free sodas. 1. When pressed to corner in trying to explain failure of major project to get out the door, jump on boardroom table and turn light switches on and off while saying "Hey, I'm a multimedia kind of guy"!