[conspire] Update for BALE

[Rick Moen]

Quoting Kim Davalos (kdavalos at sonic.net):

> I, for one, would have been sorely disappointed had I shown up to
> the advertised PI day only to find that it had transmogrified into a
> python. No doubt this would also have caused the staff at Cafe Blue
> Door some degree of distress.

<mode="Samuel L. Jackson"> I have had it with these motherfscking
pythons in this mother fscking cafe.  Everybody strap in.  I'm 
about to open some fscking windows. </mode>