[conspire] Request for the late 2015 season
Rick Moen
rick at linuxmafia.com
Wed Sep 30 22:13:42 PDT 2015
I've just performed a painful if necessary task. ~/.mutt.aliases is
source'd in ~/.muttrc, and serves as my e-mail address book. In the
way of such things, as happens when you live a long life and mostly
grew up socialising with your parents' generation, it contained a number
of dead people. People who have, so to speak timed out, figuratively
become SMTP 551 on a very personal and permanent level.[1]
I couldn't quite bear to 'dd' line-erase these gone-but-not-at-all-
forgotten people in vi. I mean, I wouldn't be erasing _them_ -- death
did that -- but removing their names and mutt aliases completely seems
too much like erasure of the persons. So, I chickened out and copied
those entries to a different source'd file, ~/.mutt.aliases-dead-people,
so that I have not committed erasure, an odd little ASCII gravestone.
Seems to me, much of telecommunications culture has that weird youth
mindset where death is ever-astonishing and not planned for. Almost all
of those dead people's e-mail addresses are still deliverable (something
that's come with effectively unlimited storage and webmail). It's just
the recipient who's not there. My cellular still knows all about how to
call a dozen or more people who're now ring-no-answer permanently. The
people die; their electronic shadow lives on.
My request: Stop dying for a while -- at least through the end of the
year. You'll still have the option of popping off come January,
promise. The offer doesn't expire. It's among the rare things that don't.
[1] Perhaps we should have SMTP error code '555 - Remote recipient has
insufficient metabolism'.
--
Cheers, "NOLI TIMERE MESSOREM"
Rick Moen -- motto on Sir Terry Pratchett's coat of arms
rick at linuxmafia.com
McQ! (4x80)
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