[conspire] Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are in a car...

[Rick Moen]

Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are in a car.  They get pulled over.
Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you
were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am", Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35."  Heisenberg throws up his
hands and shouts "Great!  Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious, and orders the driver to pop open the
trunk.  He cop checks it out, and says "Do you know you have a dead cat
back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them.  Ohm resists.